Koujaku is my Prince
You'll never come back

I thinkkkk ima askkkk someone to sleeeeeep with me tomorrowwwww

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

isao-takeda:

2014年9月20日 兵庫県立フラワーセンター 兵庫県加西市

witchyroses:

ibeggedformercytwice:

viperf0x:

someones-entire-world:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

I’mdying

 

FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg

Spockingbird omfg

WOA IT OPENED ITS MOUTH IVE NEVER SEEN THAT

g
why the fuck am i crying
—literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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pastelgameboy:

pastelgameboy:

Monsters Collection Japanese Prisma Holo Mew

madelezabeth:

LONG NSFW POST IM SORRY
Based on a conversation with beniseraki wherein Sly’s special talent is using his ass as a pocket. He’s real fuckin proud and doesn’t seem to understand why most people are repulsed by it.

Also BONUS:

ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

I’m all alone again. No one will ever really know what it’s like to be in this position.

dxplay2128:

Fans: where are Mewtwo and Roy!?.

Sakurai: …